Apparently my body language is all wrong

Right, time for another self-indulgent trip into self-psychoanalysis and I was persuaded to take the latest test by the following line: Not everyone wants to buy the first suit they try on in the shop, but could you be doing something different to stop people asking for a refund?

How I hate when someone asks for that refund! Who cares about their favourite CD you borrowed? They want to take themselves out of your life just when you were really starting to have fun.

So the answer to the question What’s your dating flaw? yielded the strange answer – You should work on your body language. Apparently it is not done to appear to be too eager which is a shame as I have always been the type of person who believes in introducing myself if I see someone who takes my fancy. Perhaps I should do what other blokes do and stare at the woman’s tits for hours from a distance while drinking up enough courage to go and slur all over her?

Just in case you’re interested, the analysis is below and the test itself is here.

You may think your body language is saying, "Come hither," but it might sound more like, "Oops! Doh!" If you find yourself tripping, spilling, or full-on falling, you're not alone. Lots of people get a little clumsy when they're nervous.We know that the dating scene can be nerve-wracking, but you don't want to blow your chances before they've even begun. That's why you should take it slow and remain calm. Take a deep breath when you spot that special someone across the room and have a good idea of how you want to introduce yourself beforehand. While catapulting across the room will certainly draw attention, it's probably not the kind you're looking for. So slow it down and put your best foot forward!