7.7.06

Hooray! I’m Smart ’n’ Sexy!

After my previous depressing dalliance with on-line self help tests where I discovered that I was matched to the Spanish football team because they always seem to fail at the last moment – and didn’t they do just that at the World Cup? – I thought I’d return to a more basic level by discovering “What kind of sexy I am.”

Admittedly I was prompted to take this test by the close up pic of a straining bosom tethered in a top several sizes too small, but at least with this test I knew that I would be described as sexy at the end of it. At least I didn’t think it would be possible to have a Loser Sexy type. Surely that only applies to the Shermanator from American Pie II?

The good news is that I’m not Shy ’n’ Sexy – ie a virgin, or Sweet ’n’ Sexy, too nice to put out on a first date. I’m Smart ’n’ Sexy so women want me for my brains as well as my body! Now that is sooo much better than being a Spanish footballer.

So what’s all this Smart ’n’ Sexy all about?

Your intellect puts you in a class above the rest, and it creates a sexual aura that's untouchable by people who possess nothing more than a pretty face. You have people and intellectual skills and are able to juggle them accordingly. Your sense of the world at large and your world around you draws people to your mind, and what a beautiful mind it is. Whether you look the part in horn-rimmed glasses and a finely pressed suit or dress simply in a tee-shirt and jeans, your style really takes off when you are allowed to flaunt your intellectual prowess. You're happier volunteering for a good cause, like organising a charity bash, than spending all night partying with friends — well at least some of the time. You've read the classics, or at least know what they are and get the greatest rush when you can fully connect with people — both mind and body. While you may have the looks as well, it's all about the brains that turn up the heat when you're around.

All women interested in discovering my Smart ’n’ Sexy style should send me a pic of themselves wearing boots. All other clothing optional! ;)

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